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Roast your vlog
before the internet does.
Paste a YouTube link. Get a Viral Score, an honest AI roast, and three specific ways to fix it.
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Three steps. Zero excuses.
1
Paste a link
YouTube URL or upload a thumbnail with a title.
2
AI analyzes it
Viral Score 0–100, a one-line roast, and three fixes.
3
Share the result
Every roast gets a public link. Post it, or don't.
A few honest examples.
22
"I tried making sourdough for 30 days 🍞"
Looks like a stock photo of bread apologizing. Zero curiosity gap.
87
"why my $12,000 gaming PC broke in 4 days"
Specific number, implied disaster, right face. Chef's kiss.
44
"morning routine of a productive dev"
Laptop-on-mug shot has been dead since 2017. Also, 'productive' — really?
Creators who took the L (and grew).
"Told me my thumbnail looked like a landing page for a life-insurance company. It was right."
Maya R.
tech YouTuber, 84k subs
"The Channel Audit found a pattern across my last 10 uploads that I paid a $400/hr coach to miss."
Devon K.
finance vlogger, Studio
"I ran an A/B on two thumbnails, went with the winner, hit 2× my usual CTR. Actually terrifying."
Priya S.
cooking channel, Studio